(Source: kaiser-cheifs)

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

(via thetopsoftreesareturningred)

nikaalexandra:

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

(via thetopsoftreesareturningred)

jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

image

It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

(Source: jaclcfrost, via thetopsoftreesareturningred)

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

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queen-of-fallen-angels:

goldenphoenix26:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

221b-stark-tower:

all-hail-the-daleks:

expecting-a-patronus:

gabrielesque:

wendigo-:

jonsonocklos:

deanskraken:

lillithwithdiamonds:

deanskraken:

thedoctormakesyoubetter:

ivegotthekielbasayouordered:

HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER GLASSES. HIPSTER GLAM.

Jim Beaver is a hipster. You probably haven’t heard of him. He’s really obscure. 


I made it more hipster for you

A little bit more hipster:



Fa la la ~

A few more lens flares just for shits and giggles


just reblogging this again
oh my god

you were missing some space-ness


somebody tweet this to him please

Some wolves maybe?




Oh no

ERMAGHERRRRRDDD

were fucking morons xD

queen-of-fallen-angels:

goldenphoenix26:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

221b-stark-tower:

all-hail-the-daleks:

expecting-a-patronus:

gabrielesque:

wendigo-:

jonsonocklos:

deanskraken:

lillithwithdiamonds:

deanskraken:

thedoctormakesyoubetter:

ivegotthekielbasayouordered:

HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER GLASSES. HIPSTER GLAM.

Jim Beaver is a hipster. You probably haven’t heard of him. He’s really obscure. 

image

I made it more hipster for you

A little bit more hipster:

image

image

Fa la la ~

A few more lens flares just for shits and giggles

image

just reblogging this again

oh my god

you were missing some space-ness

image

somebody tweet this to him please

Some wolves maybe?

Oh no

ERMAGHERRRRRDDD

were fucking morons xD

(via symbioticlifeform)

southern-feminism:

me as a baby activist: i respect your opinion, but this is what i think…

me today: lol ur wrong shut up

(via thetopsoftreesareturningred)

theunitedchurchofshrek:

poorblood-richsoul:

wealwaysbreathe:

cutebuttprincess:

deadweightdesu:

shareeanne:

captainphaggit:

Watch the gif for 30 seconds, then look at the picture! 

😍

Fuck yeah!

COOL

that was unreal

SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR EXPLAIN THIS WITCHCRAFT

swirly wirly make the wibbilty wobbilty

(via showmeyourtoewsface)

kartoffel-n:

tomtenacious:


vegan-vulcan:
X-ray of a meat grinder injury to the arm and hand

"not sure if this arm is broken or not, lets get an x-ray so we can assess the dam-OH MY GOD"

somebody lend that guy a hand

kartoffel-n:

tomtenacious:

vegan-vulcan:

X-ray of a meat grinder injury to the arm and hand

"not sure if this arm is broken or not, lets get an x-ray so we can assess the dam-OH MY GOD"

somebody lend that guy a hand

(Source: malformalady, via thetopsoftreesareturningred)

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

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